Pierce Brosnan

"What I'm looking for is a crane shot as my bride arrives at the reception" was Pierce's opening line when he rang to discuss his wants. "Um, okay..." was our reply, "we might just need to revisit the budget then."

Fortunately he was joking (we think), and we stuck to our original budget (which would have paid for about 1 second of his usual productions). However, he got a 2 hour epic, with a cut-down 5 minute highlight section, about which he was reputed to have said, "This is the best thing I have seen". That would be nice if it was really true.

Claudia Schiffer

Well - it was only 4 days to go before we were officially confirmed for this film.

Two of our cameramen went off to film the wedding of the year between Claudia and her film producer fiance Matthew Vaughan. It was only when one of them was spotted filming the group of ushers by Vinny Jones when we thought there might be real flames coming out of the two smoking barrels...

"Does that camera have a microphone?" he asked... "Of course," said our guy. "Well F*** off then," he said.

Tongue firmly in cheek. We hope. Surely. Yes. Positive.

Elvis Costello marries Diana Krall

At Elton John's house? And Paul McCartney is a guest? Wow! Well we'd love to tell you all about this one. And how well Paul McCartney dances. But we can't. Not that we can't tell you about the day... we just can't tell you that Paul McCartney dances well. A real musical orgy of talent. Once again, we were thrilled to hear that we had a happy client. Elvis was going to write to us personally apparently. Not that we ever got that letter! Maybe he just couldn't stand up for falling down. Sorry.

Elton John and David Furnish

Now its not often that we get to film a Stag night (well, never actually), but this was one that we were asked to film by Sam Taylor-Wood, as she knew us to be very discrete and unobtrusive. She did say we could tell you that we filmed this amazing evening, hosted by Paul O'Grady and the Pet Shop Boys.

Gary Barlow, Lulu, Lee Ryan, Scissor Sisters, Ian McKellen... well - we've never seen that lot like we did that night.

"You won't believe who has seen that film," said Sam, after we sent the final edits over. "Elton and David are thrilled".

We would love to think that even the Queen watched this one. After all, it was his party.

Not to mention...

• Nick Faldo


• Tiggy Legge-Bourke


• Henry Dent Brocklehurst and Lili Maltese


• Greg Rusedski


• Marco Pier-White


• Daniella Westbrook


• Annabel Heseltine


• Catrina Skepper (Cadbury's Flake girl)


• Thandie Newton


• Candida Bond (face of Chanel)